When the same camper sleeps in every morning and...
batsock: batsock: Does anyone else like… Play a fanfiction in their head and it’s really good and keeps you occupied but when you actually sit down to write it just WHO THE FUCK BROUGHT THIS BACK
I really thought I would have more time to write this summer, with not having school to worry about. Never have I been so wrong. At this rate the only time I’m going to have peace and quiet to myself will be when I’m 6ft underground. Maybe this is a good thing though, because I did spend a large portion of time last night crying over the devastating life of a fictional character.....
neuronstarcollision asked: i love you very much <3
That moment when you realize that The Lion King...
arthur-christmas-claus: And they weren’t even the same species. “But it’s not natural!” “There’s no way any child raised by two men could be happy, or even content.” “But now their child will be gay.” “He will never have a normal, real relationship.” “He’ll be socially inept and never amount to anything.” Respected king. Loved father. I rest my case. And just for the hell...
Spock and Kirk's relationship in a nutshell
Spock: don't do the thing
Kirk: I'M GOING TO DO THE THING
#mccoy: WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THE THING
#Uhura: I THOUGHT WE TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THE THING
#Sulu: I VOLUNTEER TO HELP DO THE THING
#Chekov: THE THING WAS INWENTED IN RUSSIA
loveforeversmilealways: do you ever get so emotional and you just
partybarackisinthehousetonight: if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check
southeasternprep: zillatamer: letterstogodptiii: tea-books-and-blankets: yaygocats: discomplete: “i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography “I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel. “I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy “I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a...
stuartsometimes: I’m not a morning person I’m not even an afternoon person I pretty much start functioning at about 6pm
jellyfishes: beluga whales are so fuckin cute they’re always happy and smiling like helooooo!! HIIIIIIIIII !!!! hey friend ! looook they are FRIENDS!!!!! they are growing old together still smiling i am gonna crY
toadlyoko: So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.
z1c: being 20+ on tumblr
Dear every manufacturer of women's clothing, ever:
my-girl-binx: bythehammerofthor94: deadjohn: bassoonerthebetter: lord-kitschener: gothiccharmschool: Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets. No love, Jilli And make the pockets deeper, you soulless bastards. You know what’s attractive? Not this: EVERYONE REBLOG THIS On average, men’s pants...
yourfriendg00: cute nicknames for your significant other: old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport
shnji: I have such a problem with secondhand embarrassment that if I’m watching something and a character does something that I find even the littlest bit embarrassing I have to either mute the TV or plug my ears and avert my eyes. It makes me really anxious.
getoffmybloghoe: when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just
foodtrucker: ‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on
When my skinny friend says she's feeling fat
teenwhoops: i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
Getting on your period right before a big event
xmissdaryldixon: 1upincantsing: smileyrosieee: iwannabeahistorymaker: and you’re like So accurate it hurts I’ve almost cried a couple of times in the past.. im sorry i think you meant every convention i have ever attended almost cried? how did you not cry?